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How many people could you count among your closest friends? Less than 20? Well, there are over 6 billion people on the planet, so evidently you don't like a whole lot of people. It's OK, neither do we. Infact, we don't even like you, and we've never met. So join the Anti-People Party, where your talent for disliking people can be nurtured into world-weary cynicism in next to no time at all. So why the APP? Well, put simply, in today's increasingly connected world, more and more people are spending more and more time glued to their PC screen. With this continued absence from regular human contact, it has been conclusively shown that modern people are less at ease with their fellow man than any other time in recent history. Does this sound at all familiar to you? Do you feel awkward when walking in a corridor, and you are suddenly faced with an acquaintance coming the other way. Not a close firend, more of a "nodding acquaintance". Do you panic? Do you break out in a cold sweat just thinking of which social etiquette should be employed here? Do you frequently end up getting stuck between half-smile, wink, nod, and end up coming out looking like a clumsy, goofy, near-sighted idiot who is about to fall over their own feet? It is experiences like these that lead people to fear contact with their own kind. To be Anti-People you don't have to hate any one specific individual, just have a general aversion to frequent human contact. You do not have to hate anyone, just feel a strong desire to avoid unnecessary human contact, and thus those awkward corridor-bound encounters. Click here to give your start page an 'Anti-People' feel to it.
4th Nov. 2000 - Due to the interference of a fuzzy haired pseudo-hacker golfer recently (see poll on right), the mailing lists were all messed up, and theapp@hotmail.com is no longer our contact address. If you have sent any mail to that address please resend it to the_app@hotmail.com.
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