"Homework?!?!" I hear you gasp in collective shock. Well do not worry little ones, this type of "homework" is far more amusing than discussing at length why a random, ancient irrelevant poet used a semi-colon rather than a full one. Think Fight Club. Think Geeks In Space. This homework is voluntary, and depending on your nature, can prove to be very amusing indeed.
Generally the homewrok assignments given shall be some way of avenging the Party on those that have wronged it. The assignments will be listed in reverse chronolgical order, with the best and most imaginative entries appearing on a dedicated part of the site.
4th Nov. 2000 - Some of you may have noticed during the week that the main page was hijacked by a group of vandals calling themselves the AAPP - the Anti-Anti-People Party. How quaint. Whilst defacing the front page gave them an amount of pleasure - and admittedly was momentarily amusing for us at the APP upon first viewing - their destruction of our previous email address resulted in us having to spend a lot of time redesigning polls, forums and the like to accomodate our new address.
We have since tracked down this AAPP (how serious can they be without a website to their name??) and discovered that their leader is a fuzzy haired, pseudo-hacker golfer.
So class, your homework assignment this week is to think up the top 5 ways of punishing this self-styled Emmanuel Golsdtein - preferably cruel, unusual, and funny as hell, but anything extremely painful will do.
The best and the most amusing will be posted on the site, as well as all entries being forwarded to the Fuzz's email address at the end of this assignment.
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