Join the Anti-People Party. We're not quite the hate-filled pre-psychotic deviants you may imagine, rather a collective of individuals who don't hold the vast majority of "sheeple" in the highest regard.
So, come on and join us sooner rather than later. Believing as we do that tha vast majority of people need the instructions on a tap faucet, join us before we have to stop taking memberships to prevent an influx of sheeple. And when that day comes, you can wear your APP badge (or shirt, or whatever the hell else we get around to giving out to members) with pride, and repeat the slogan:
"It's not just a Party, it's a party you're not invited to." Members
